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Piss in a Bucket

Yes you read that right. Piss in a bucket. Or at least that’s what we thought she said to us on Saturday.

We’re all playing in her room. Catherine walks over to Chuck.

Catherine: “Papa I gotta piss”

Chuck: “What??!!”

Catherine: “PAAPA I got a piss”

Mommy and Papa look at one another with the “Did you hear that too?” look

Jen: “What did you say?”

Catherine: “I got a piss. See?”

Cat holds up a red plastic fish.

Jen: “Oooooh….you’ve got a FISH!”

Cat with the “duh Mommy” tone to her voice. “Yes. I have a piss.”

This became the joke of the day as Cat continued to play with this red plastic fish all day long.

Her favorite trick was to put the fish in a plastic block bucket and carry it around chanting “Piss in a box…piss in a box.”

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